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My Life on the Murder Scene
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'bout that chub life. From Miami, FL.
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semblanceofnormality:

in all my life, I have never encountered such an astounding act of trolling as the time I spent an hour and a half downloading what I thought was a Good Omens fanmix and then discovering that it was a Best of Queen album.

excuse me how is that a troll

that is a win

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

  #ahahahaha    #greek mythology  

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing


y  o  u    s  h  a  l  l    n  o  t    p  a  s  s

y  o  u    s  h  a  l  l    n  o  t    p  a  s  s

  #lord of the rings    #gifs    #balrog  
is this a yearbook from Miami

is this a yearbook from Miami

nefepants:

katsplanet:

bumbleshark:

princesshorseface:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE! 

happy sobbing

SHIT!!!! SHIT!!!! (CRYIN) SHIT!!!!

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE WITH A LESBIAN COUPLE

  #animu    #YESSS  
piCKING UP GIRLS AT ABORTION CLINICS OMFG

piCKING UP GIRLS AT ABORTION CLINICS OMFG

  #queued  

xxcactusdudexx:

me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

  #text